This is not humor but it is off topic...hmmm kind of.
I am in Japan at the moment. Checking out the sailing scene in Kobe/Osaka.
The weather was good today. There was suppose to be a sailboat race... however no wind. Oh well. Small sailboats are "in" here. I met some nice sailors.it was suggested that if I get "certified" I could make a living giving sailing classes. I do not speak ebonics, but I do speak Japanese (also Chinese, Spanish, Tagalo
) so that is a big plus! You need a licence to sail here more than anything dingy size. Unless you are from another country and sailed here.