Mutiny on the Battleship

[Captain Smollett]

My son and daughter are playing "Battleship," and my daughter just sunk the boy's battleship.

He said, "You sunk the ship I wanted you to sink."

Overhearing this, I asked, "Why did you want her to sink your ship?"

Him:  Because, they are trying to KILL ME!

It's tough when your capital warships turn against you...

[CapnK]

Mal Smollett: Well, I ain't them. And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.


;D

[Captain Smollett]

A shot of gorram grog for that!

[s/v Faith]

Captain,

 Your crew are destined for greatness.

They will surely surpass you.  ;D

[SV Wind Dancer]

I'll bet he didn't mention he stole the fleets grog and made the little destroyer his 'getaway boat'

[Captain Smollett]

They will surely surpass you.  ;D

In so many ways, they already have.   :o