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Title: Mutiny on the Battleship
Post by: Captain Smollett on January 18, 2011, 01:27:46 PM
My son and daughter are playing "Battleship," and my daughter just sunk the boy's battleship.

He said, "You sunk the ship I wanted you to sink."

Overhearing this, I asked, "Why did you want her to sink your ship?"

Him:  Because, they are trying to KILL ME!

It's tough when your capital warships turn against you...
Title: Re: Mutiny on the Battleship
Post by: CapnK on January 18, 2011, 09:48:30 PM
Mal Smollett: Well, I ain't them. And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.


;D
Title: Re: Mutiny on the Battleship
Post by: Captain Smollett on January 18, 2011, 10:13:23 PM
A shot of gorram grog for that!
Title: Re: Mutiny on the Battleship
Post by: s/v Faith on February 04, 2011, 08:25:21 PM
Captain,

 Your crew are destined for greatness.

They will surely surpass you.  ;D
Title: Re: Mutiny on the Battleship
Post by: SV Wind Dancer on February 08, 2011, 03:03:23 PM
I'll bet he didn't mention he stole the fleets grog and made the little destroyer his 'getaway boat'
Title: Re: Mutiny on the Battleship
Post by: Captain Smollett on February 12, 2011, 12:13:03 AM
Quote from: s/v Faith on February 04, 2011, 08:25:21 PM

They will surely surpass you.  ;D


In so many ways, they already have.   :o
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