Where do you get your charts?
M-Law has their annual "Whacky Warning Labels" list up, and this year's front page photo is relevant to this forum,and it is the third prize winner:
M-Law's Whacky Labels (http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/index.html)
...or
"Free Charts for Drunks!" :)
My new favorite well, it's not really a label, more of a disclaimer, is for the new JEEP Commander. It has a family riding in it and looking up at different fish saying stuff like "that one's my favorite." and when it drives ashore the disclaimer underneath reads: "Fictionalization. Vehicle not appropriate for underwater use."